Tonight I had errands to run after work and by the time I was done I was starving, and going to the grocery store when you're starving is a bad idea, so I decided to get take-out. I was right by Armadillo Willy's (Texas BBQ) and decided ribs sounded good. Armadillo Willy's doesn't have servers. You place your order as you walk in, and they give you a pager. When your pager goes off you pick up your food at the window. Sort of a cafeteria style but higher quality food.

I placed my order, got my pager, and sat at a table to wait. Right as I sat down, a pager must have gone off behind me because suddenly this little boy, maybe five years old or so, shouts "DINNER!" and trots alongside his father to the pickup area, where he says, very entusiastically, "I love KC BBQ!!"

Good! That boy will grow up to be president!