Okay, an update... I ended up messaging CC (which is what I have decided to call him) and we chatted on AIM for a bit. This is gonna sound weird, but when I meet guys online, there are four basic "filters" they have to get through. With the very first message, he slammed *smack* into one. His response to my IM was "Hi, how are u doing?" I decided to overlook it momentarily, but had my eye on him. He didn't use that abbreviation again, so we kept talking. Eventually we got around to exchanging pictures, and I sent him the really cute one of me from the Tiny Tiki Party last month. Somehow he heard, during my on air description, that I weighed 138, not 330. And that was a problem for him. So I've decided I get to make fun of him now.

Here is the email I got from him, about 40 minutes after being on the radio:

How are you doing Judi? It was great talking to you this morning on the radio! It's quite brave of you to contact the radio about your personal life and I truly admire that. I would love to get to talk more with you and go on a date.

It would be my pleasure to get to know a sexy, single and BEAUTIFUL female, go on dinner or casual dates/or something similar and take things from there.

I am also looking for good friends to hang out sometimes. I am sure you have some great qualities that I would like to know about.

Honestly, FINDING A SWEET LOVING PRINCESS IS WHAT MY HEART TRULY DESIRES

Just a little bit about me, I'm about 5'8, brown eyes, in good shape (fit) clean cut, classy, educated (BA), very healthy and fairly successful...:) I have PICS to send. I am looking for a single and sweet female (I am 31, I look younger and I am flexible on age)

As for my hobbies I enjoy dancing, walks by the beach, bowling, fishing, music, singing, getaway, movies, dining, meeting new people, the rest in my profile. Kindly tell me more about yourself.

FYI
I believe a woman's eyes capture the beauty of her body and soul...someday, my heart will find those of my dream girl...not for long...our wandering hearts will find each other and we will establish the most romantic union ever!

Looking forward to your reply.

Gag. Retch. And that was my reaction before talking to him. Other than putting it in italics for this post, I have changed nothing.

After that letter, I would have told him to bug off. Yuck!

Double GAG ... and I'll raise you a retch!

ew, dude. i got a response once from an african american man who told me he was looking to put a swirl of vanilla in his chocolate. ew. he qualified that with "don't worry, i used to be married to a white woman." what? and, anatomically speaking, if we're talking, like, insertion, then wouldn't he be swirling the chocolate in my vanilla? good luck.