Okay, so Orbit gum is all about "Dirty mouth? Clean it up!" and they have this hilarious commercial where there is (what I assume is) a married couple and a mistress, and they're having a yelling fight, where all the words that would be swear words are replaced with something more innocuous, and I LOVE it, so you get the transcript here. You're welcome.
Wife: (throws something at husband's head) You son of a biscuit-eating bulldog!
Husband: What the french, toast?
Wife: Did you think I wouldn't find out about your little doo-doo head cootie queen?
Mistress: Who are you callin a cootie queen you lint licker?
Wife: Pickle you cumquat!
Husband: You're overreacting!
Wife: No Bill, overreaacting was when I put your convertible into a wood-chipper! (dumps box at his feet) Stinky McStinkface!
(women go aftereach other in a slap-fight)
Orbit Girl: Fab-ulous! New Orbit cleans another dirty mouth.
I havent's seen that one ... but I generally cant stand those adds, lol.
Poppin in from another blogger doing the blogathon! Good luck!
Posted by: Deanna at July 28, 2007 06:27 PM