Last year I had a housemate who was... shall we say... arduous. I called him Rabbit Boy and there was a counter in my sidebar to count how many times I could hear him having sex through the ceiling. He has moved, and so no rabbit counter. So instead, I offer the "Useless" meter, to count how many times my housemates completely irritate me. That one should rise *much* faster than the rabbit counter did last year...
"I try to see it in reverse
It makes the situation hundreds of times worse
When I wonder if it makes you want to cry
Every time you see a light blue Volvo driving by"